bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

(Source: jillypooh)

(Source: girlscanmoshtoo)

mariannesgaypornstash:

Yeah she’s pretty fabulous

OH WOW FUCK YOU AGAIN MAN

alcemistnv:

mariannesgaypornstash:

Isn’t fia fabulous

FIA I LOVE YOU

HA HA FUCK YOU GUYS

(Source: sinbrows)

inallyourfantasies:

morelenmir:

thecoffeefrog:

virtualdon:

encores:

Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers

… This is the greatest thing. The greatest.

I think of this whenever I watch the movie.

Steve honey, just sit in this chair and don’t move. Don’t even scratch your nose.

I love that he has basically every single condition ever.

its-a-dyke-oh-my:

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(Source: staypozitive)

Have you seen my brother anywhere? I’m supposed to take him home. He sort of looks like this:

lostwiginity: